Guffo @guffo@topspicy.social

NSFW = Naughty Stuff For Wankies

Can you catch a human in a pokeball?

Fun observation:

What people think a 1980s desktop theme should look like, vs. an example of an actual desktop from the 1980s.

I look like a dick

I just saw my reflection in my second monitor, which is currently off.

Tubby, slouched in my chair, wearing a FFVII t-shirt and a Totoro hat. I look like the most ridiculous weeb slob.

I think I’d go as far as to say that it can just jolly well suck the wrinkles off my ballbag.

So yeah, I can’t honestly say I like covid that much

I've got bloody covid again! Third time!

Absolutely fucking not, Apple.

I say this like it doesn't do that every day

Windows is making me want to commit atrocities today.

Hmm, I need a new profile pic. I'm bored with me looking really pleased outside my favourite pie shop.

My wife was in there buying pies. It was a good day.

Also, I always had a bit of a throb-on for the bassist Jo Bench, but that's beside the point.

Get this in your lugs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAaEKOz6LE8

Synaesthesia stuff!

I specifically like Bolt Thrower because all their riffs are a nice shape and colour and they all line up nicely. If you get it, you get it.

My daughter handed me a post-it note.