Fucking hell, this didn't get any better did it?

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@nikki HEY, are you still thinking of doing a trip to the RMC cave thing at some point?

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Carve brioche into the shape of a knob, then stuff it up your fanny and queef it at a passing nun.

All I really want to do is play video games, eat snacks, and cum occasionally. Why does life make this so difficult?

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If you have artificial turf in your garden, you're a twat and I hate you.

HELLO, me and @lingmops@twitter.com
are streaming some more FFVI here, IN A SEC: twitch.tv/bibeogaemlive

@ephemeromorph Of course there's another big NMS update. Why wouldn't there be?

HELLO, me and @lingmops@twitter.com are streaming some more FFVI here, NOW: twitch.tv/bibeogaemlive

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Imagining someone doing a sick while playing a slide whistle.

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God: [invents bright vivid red colour]
God: What shall I use this new colour on?
God: Oh, I know. Dog willies!

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It's been a few weeks but @lingmops@twitter.com and I are tackling some more FFVI on Twitch in about 15 mins!

twitch.tv/bibeogaemlive

It's been a few weeks but @lingmops@twitter.com and I are tackling some more FFVI on Twitch in about 15 mins!

twitch.tv/bibeogaemlive

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I willing never be okay with NFTs. Even if the art wasn't dogshit, and even if all the energy wastage was magically solved, it's a bloody stupid idea for pricks. All copies of a digital file are interchangeable, so all you're doing is paying some fucker to write your name in their spreadsheet (and do the the energy wastage equivalent of snapping two new iPhones in half). You don't even get a guarantee your file will remain uploaded or at the same URL. Pure shit for pure cunts.

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Dear Linux desktop apps, you have full authorization to create a folder in my ~/.config directory, you are even invited to stuff your data in my ~/.local/share directory, and let's not forget about that ~/.cache y'all! Wunderbar! Much freedom!

So, now, please repeat after me:

👏 I 👏 SHALL 👏 NOT 👏 MAKE 👏 A 👏 FOLDER 👏 IN 👏 YOUR 👏 HOME 👏 DIRECTORY 👏

Thank you kindly

I want to have a go on one of those lasers that remove rust from stuff.

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